Interview with Aunt Becky....

Have I got another blog for you to read. I know I'm a slacker and my blog roll still isn't done. I suck like that. But you have to put down everything and head over to see Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka. This has to be one of the funniest blogs I've read. But be warned, adult language is used.

Now that being said...Aunt Becky is giving away a gift card to Amazon. Who the hell doesn't like free money??? I'm a shopper by nature, so this excites me. As part of my entry to win I am doing her interview. So here goes nothing!



1) Dave and I have a long-standing feud over cheese in a can. He thinks it’s food of The Gods while I think it’s probably Of The Devil. Your take?

Cheese in a can is an awesome food. Who doesn't love it? But have you looked at the nutrition facts? Obviously anything that tastes that good but has that many calories is of the devil. It's a sick and twisted way to try and make my ass too big to get into Heaven.

2) Is there any way you can think of to make the elder Gosselins go away? I AM ALL EARS.

If I had any way to make them go away, they would already be gone. Frankly so would Tiger Woods. I am so sick of hearing about all of them. I mean really I don't give a rat's ass. Move on to something more entertaining or informative. I feel sorry for their kids. They have to actually live with those people.

3) Who is your ridiculous “I can’t admit this to anyone in polite company lest I be banned from life” crush?

Well I get a lot of flack from close friends because I have a huge thing for Richard Gere. Yes I've heard the hamster jokes. I heard them about NKOTB too. There is always some celeb that gets that rumor. Poor Richard. Maybe I should console him.

4) If you could fuck it all and pursue your dream (assuming, of course, you were going to be GOOD at it), what would that dream be?

Well I've always wanted to write a best selling novel. But that's work. And my true honest dream would be to never have to work again and yet still have all the money I needed. I would be a shopper. Yes that would be my dream. Shop all the time. Never have to worry about money. But if we are talking about dreams you actually have to WORK at....well back to writing. I'd love to be able to sit and write.

5) They say “living well is the best revenge.” I think they are wrong. Do you?

Of course they are wrong. The best revenge is one that brings you great satisfaction while causing pain and torture to the one who did you wrong. I'm all about the payback.

6) What is the most humiliation you’ve experienced in public that you’d be willing to admit to The Internet?

Well so many people already know my biggest humiliating moment. But I'm not sure if I'm ready to share that with perfect strangers just yet. But let's just say it includes Pizza Hut (while they were open), a lot of alcohol, a jeep and some nakedness.

7) Are you honest with The Internet? Like, if I came over to your house tonight (heh)(I’m coming over, yo)(heh) would I be surprised at who I found?

I haven't really shared all that much yet as I'm a new blog. But yep I'm pretty straightforward. If you came over tonight you'd find a little messiness, some dirty laundry and my damned Christmas tree still standing bright in the window.

8 ) If you could have one talent that you don’t currently possess, what would it be?

The ability to never sleep. Seriously. I would get sooo much more accomplished in my life if I wasn't so damned tired all the time.

9) There’s not always room for Jello. Is there?

Only if the jello has liquor in it. In which case I will always make room for jello. Otherwise, jello sucks.

10) What’s your guiltiest of the guilty pleasures?

Reese's peanut butter eggs at easter. To Die For. Love them. But that's a random guilty pleasure. I don't really know. I guess staying up late so I have some wind down time without Brat wanting/needing something or making any noise.